I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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