I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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