Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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