I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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