Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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