Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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