I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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