My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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