That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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