My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I love you.
Bad choice
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