16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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