i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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