Your tits are I can't wait for
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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