weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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