You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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