This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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