I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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