yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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