I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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