Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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