Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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