People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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