Porn is love you can see.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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