we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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