Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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