i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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