I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The adults are the big ones right?
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