oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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