yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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