woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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