I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
kristin has been a bad kristin
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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