She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
