I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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