sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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