Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
