4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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