just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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