Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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