i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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