Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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