At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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