Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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