I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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