her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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