i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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