I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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