Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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