Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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