My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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