Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So apparently I’m into choking now
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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