Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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