im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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